I'm an English major, and that's my excuse for everything. I have ADHD and I'm taking it out on the internet. Here and other places. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.

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Crosby hesitated more than once before he let himself be directed to park in the family’s driveway. The last thing he wants to be is presumptuous.

Sid is clearly a terrible person that worries about inconveniencing fans while delivering their season tickets.

http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/11536619/nhl-sidney-crosby-pittsburgh-penguins-hands-season-tickets-fans

(via glovehand)

(Source: slimysuckers)

penicillium-pusher:

laurenoakenshield:

starberrycurls:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

Ahhhhh! So good so freakishly amazingly good.

"I don’t want a trophy. I want a fucking job."

"no amount of telling us, ‘We understand. We’ve been there.’ will change the fact that, no, you fucking haven’t.

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever

Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

oobze:

The Rise Of Optimus Reim
New art for Reimer’s mask by Daveart

It’s good, I’m enjoying the family, enjoying my time, enjoying the life. Lots of beautiful things to do in the life besides the hockey. (x)