I'm an English major, and that's my excuse for everything. I have ADHD and I'm taking it out on the internet. Here and other places. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.

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every now and then a show comes along that doesn’t just change the playing field, but it kind of blows the whole stadium out.  you start over, and you’re reinventing the game and how we watch it, and the players are totally different.  their message is unique and daring and our impressions and the way we deal with them aren’t the same ever again.  

well, this was one of those shows.

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

(Source: rodham-clinton)

backtothesecretgarden:

This cropped up on facebook. It’s what I’ve been saying for ages

backtothesecretgarden:

This cropped up on facebook. It’s what I’ve been saying for ages

progressiveresistance:

boyswanna-be-her:

important selfie poses to master:

  • right hand on right hip
  • left hand on left hip
  • hand in hair
  • snapping
  • coffee cup/whiskey cup/beer in front of face

I’ma work on all of these

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

Wordsworth

literarystarbucks:

Wordsworth goes up to the counter and orders a smoothie. It reminds him of a lake he visited once as a child. Then again, so do most things.

theleafsarelame:

Nothing upsets me more than seeing business men in suits getting the good seats at hockey games and the die hard fans getting the nosebleeds section.