I'm not sure I like this.

roseonabeach:

thisisnttrevor:

seriously-youknow:

homoofspace:

farorescourage:

WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE

BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH

ON THEIR TONGUES

DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”

N O 
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS

ONCE THEY DO THIS?

YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?

WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.

CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.

THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.

it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese

i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day

GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.

THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!

SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL

and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER 

and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boat

because it will be all over VERY SOON my friend

SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA

Actually My mom made friends with a goose. She was petting it one day and I have pictures of it. Anyways she was petting it for like an hour, then she said good bye and went inside. The next morning she went back outside and her goose came wadling around the corner of the beach and sat down right next to her and let her pet him. It was really cool.

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maccasmiz:

fulfillments:

living-the-band-life:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OMG

OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE

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thorinium:

Smells like 2005.

_{01. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani 02. Don’t Cha - The Pussycat Dolls 03. Gold Digger - Kanye West 04. Mr. Brightside 05. Since You’ve Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson 06. Don’t Phunk WIth My Heart - Black Eyed Peas 07. Get Back - Ludacris 08. Shake It Off - Mariah Carey 09. Beautiful Soul - Jess McCartney 10. Daughters - John Mayer 11. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day 12. 1,2 Step - Ciara 13. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz 14. Speed of Sound - Coldplay 15. Best of You - Foo Fighters 16. Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy 17. Just The Girl - The Click Five 18. Beverly Hills - Weezer 19. Untitled - Simple Plan 20. Lonely - Akon 21. Incomplete - Backstreet Boys 22. Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) - Eamon 23. Let Me Love You - Mario 24. Boyfriend - Ashely Simpson 25. Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan 26. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 27. Check on It - Beyonce 28. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas 29. Baby, I’m Back - Akon & Baby Bash 30. Drop It Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg & Pharrell Williams 31. Grind With Me - Pretty Ricky 32. Candy Shop - 50 Cent 33. Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins 34. I’m Sprung - T-Pain 35. We Be Burin’ - Sean Paul 36. Hung Up - Madonna 37. Everytime We Touch - Cascada 38. Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects 39. Hoilday - Green Day 40. Helena - My Chemical Romance 41. Run It- Chris Brown 42. Pon De Replay - RIhanna 43. These Words (I Love You) - Natasha Bedingfield 44. You’re Beautiful - James Blunt 45. When I’m Gone - Eminem 46. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey [LISTEN]}

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theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.

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